What a beautiful wedding.
the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

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// A haiku about being an adult//


Awww shit it’s payday
Let me pay these bills right fast
Fuck, I’m broke again

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can boys like stop having skinner legs than me

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  • me:

    talks passionately about the things i like

  • family:

    thats really fucking stupid


Honestly its more necrophilia than somnophilia. He didn’t know she was sleeping. He literally interrupts a funeral to make out with the girl in the coffin just because he thought she was hot.

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It’s been years and you still came to me after things went sour with her.

I don’t know wether to be happy or sad that you know that I’ll be here no matter what happens in your life.

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